These are some of the things that come out of our mouths while drinking a few glasses of wine.
It can be........ interesting.
Gail, did you know there was an old weave in your yard?
"I am a very serious person inside. Today though, I don't feel serious inside. I feel casual." - Nicole
There was a woman running very awkwardly on the side of the road and Gail pointed her out.
Brooke says "She's flogging" while Nicole gave us a much more detailed explanation "She's hitting her nipples to stimulate herself to keep running"
"We're going to be chased by some homeless guy with his pants down because he was wanking off" - Nicole (We were walking through the dark near a parking garage)
Nicole on waking up - "I need an hour to defrost in the morning, you know, a moment of silence"
"Remember sweetie, it is about upper and downers. Take a sleeping pill to go to sleep, then you know, take something to give you energy. Uppers and Downers" - Nicole
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