Crescent Rolls!

Why I am in Awe of Crescent Roll Dough. 

This is the most versatile type of dough. It can be paired with dinner and a meal, and it can be baked with something sweet and be a fluffy warm gooey delight. It has the potential to be any type of food, if you are creative enough to put it to good use. 

Did you know you can take: 

-Nutella

-Mini Marshmellows

Spread the Nutella on the open , un-wrapped crescent roll dough

Layer the mini-marshmallows on top of the Nutella

Fold over the crescent in half 

Take a fork and seal the ends together

Brush a bit of melted butter on top 

Sprinkle on Cinnamon and Sugar

Bake as directed on the crescent roll can

*This is  a gluten-free, paleo friendly, low-carb, non-fat, food. (As Seen On: "Dr. Oz" on NBC)

Stereotyping and Brainwashing

Nick Jr. Could You Be Any More Stereotypical?


Hey kids, Dora is on an adventure to meet all her friends of different cultures, hooray! Dora meets Jay. Jay is from Australia, his favorite food is.....shrimp on the barbecue. Jay's mom is a wild life specialist, she works with kangaroos.

Recent One-Liners

These are some of the things that come out of our mouths while drinking a few glasses of wine.

It can be........ interesting.

Gail, did you know there was an old weave in your yard?

"I am a very serious person inside. Today though, I don't feel serious inside. I feel casual." - Nicole

There was a woman running very awkwardly on the side of the road and Gail pointed her out.
Brooke says "She's flogging" while Nicole gave us a much more detailed explanation "She's hitting her nipples to stimulate herself to keep running"

"We're going to be chased by some homeless guy with his pants down because he was wanking off" - Nicole (We were walking through the dark near a parking garage)

Nicole on waking up - "I need an hour to defrost in the morning, you know, a moment of silence"

"Remember sweetie, it is about upper and downers. Take a sleeping pill to go to sleep, then you know, take something to give you energy. Uppers and Downers" - Nicole