Gail is Boring.

We were talking over some wine, of course. The subject came up about extra money. Not a huge amount, but a few hundred bucks a month. What would we do with it?

A few ideas were tossed around.. save it for travel, clothes, more wine, etc.

Gail pipes in saying she would use the money and double up her car payments. Exciting, right?

Nope. Boring.

Gail hates debt. With a capital H.

Gail's theory is the less debt you have, the more money you'll have later to spend on what you want. Guilt Free.

Makes sense, right? Although is not nearly as fun as purchasing new shoes, when you want...

Bless his heart!

As we were having a conversation with Brooke, she states the description of a man...

 LOVE it.

Not One Ounce of It. 

Hot Crotch

As seen at a local family attraction by Brooke:

♫ "Hot Crotch of the Summertime"♫

as sung by Nicole 

Wow. Just Wow.

It's hotter than...

A recent quote from Brooke's husband:

Recent One-Liners

These are some of the things that come out of our mouths while drinking a few glasses of wine.

It can be........ interesting.

Gail, did you know there was an old weave in your yard?

"I am a very serious person inside. Today though, I don't feel serious inside. I feel casual." - Nicole

There was a woman running very awkwardly on the side of the road and Gail pointed her out.
Brooke says "She's flogging" while Nicole gave us a much more detailed explanation "She's hitting her nipples to stimulate herself to keep running"

"We're going to be chased by some homeless guy with his pants down because he was wanking off" - Nicole (We were walking through the dark near a parking garage)

Nicole on waking up - "I need an hour to defrost in the morning, you know, a moment of silence"

"Remember sweetie, it is about upper and downers. Take a sleeping pill to go to sleep, then you know, take something to give you energy. Uppers and Downers" - Nicole

You are my bitch?

I like how the USB device...when taken out, rather than ejected,  will piss off the computer and cause an “error” window, stating the card was ejected improperly and to not do it again. However ,you can continue to do this , repeatedly, AND the computer continues to take it like a bitch. One day the computer is going to say EFF you and shut down on purpose because of that shit.

Yes, I like random thoughts.
Love,
Nicole